Doggy presents in the living room

You know your dog was born in a warm climate when she won't go outside at night or in the morning, but she'll gladly leave presents for you to find before breakfast in the front living room. Aaargh! Good thing for wood floors. And it's not even that cold out yet.

Attention to your dog

You know it's time to pay a little attention to your dog when you think to yourself, "self, if I stop feeding the dog, maybe she'll stop pooping on my grass, living room floor or just stop pooping altogether". Sigh...she's a good dog really.

Truly One

You know you're truly one with your spouse when she has a beverage containing caffeine with her dinner, but you're the one who can't sleep. It's true and it happened to me.